Smurfy Sanchez

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.
I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"
by The Seedy G July 26, 2011
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Un-smurfy

Origin: The Smurfs - happy, joyful little blue creatures.

1. When the notion in question is the opposite of happy and joyful.

2. When something isn't quite right.
Example 1:

Person 1: <acting like a retard>
Person 2: Dude, you're acting so un-smurfy.

Example 2:

Person: Did you see that car wrapped around the telephone pole? How un-smurfy!
by Canadavey April 23, 2006
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Smurfy's Law

If anything can turn blue, it will. (see also: Murphy's Law and Smurf )
A: I can't believe my computer got another BSOD!!

B: Hey man, that's just Smurfy's Law...
by akaSMG February 12, 2011
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Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
by Philleepe January 08, 2015
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smurfy slut bun

A slut who spends more and more money on her hair to make herself feel better but it ends up blue and other colors of the rainbow. Then she puts it in the slut bun.
Look at that smurfy slut bun. She looks like an insecure slut.
by funkypants88 April 20, 2018
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John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.
by lulcatz69 December 01, 2009
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Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 05, 2022
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