smurftastic

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

smurder

a word meaning to murder with extreme style . a stylish murder

bitch i will smurder you

by 5in1 killa April 8, 2005

smurd smudge

when your friend "B" tries to convey to you the small amount of "stuff" left in the pipe and is so damn high that they trip over the words "turd, smudge /smear" and says instead "smurd smudge".

you: Anything left in the pipe?
Friend: Just a little smurd smudge.

by Dah-Tah November 12, 2016

Smurd

On videogames, a smurd is a bad smurf.

- My team is so bad... I will go back to my main account in Master...
- Hahaha you're a smurd, you're Master and you can't even carry a game in gold elo.

by Jycounnet August 18, 2020

Smurtle

Smurf/Squirtle Cross breed.

Dayum, that's one sexy Smurtle.

by Disco Ranger July 21, 2011

Smurtain

Curtain like fabric to block the view of sex from the general public..

He hung a smurtain so the public would no see them having sex through they're bedroom window..

by Mikekenn November 13, 2011

smurdess

A female companion of a smurd, likely to produce halfbloods once they breed. One may inherit the title of smurdess though the acts of; marrige, dating, Sucking A Smurds Dick, etc. Once any of the previously stated acts are performed, the girl immediatly contracts the highly contagious smurd disease, and earns her title of smurdess.

Caleb: So... courtney, do you wanna suck my cho...i mean dick?!
Courtney(smurdess): Sure...I'll suck anyone's dick!
Caleb: OK!
Zzzzzip
Caleb: Ahh yaa, suck it!!

by Mista Milla October 11, 2007