smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.

"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching

by Will Mayo May 10, 2006

smunchkin

Also known as a Hollie or Holliebeam/s. A very sexy woman with gorgeous boobs and the tastiest pussy you will ever find. The best sex of your life. A very gentle, intelligent and kind woman. The world according to Mark. There can be no plurals to this description as there is really only one smunchkin and she is loved by a guy named Mark.

I love you, my little Smunchkin!

by Jake01 February 11, 2008

Slunching

To slouch while looking for food while extremely intoxicated on marijuana

yo dude, I'm Slunching for some cake right now.

by ogbeeh June 2, 2011

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006