smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 25, 2008

smorley

A small annoying firey dick head of English origin. It usually has small morbidly obese dogs. Hates their parents (Sometimes not the Dad) She will hit you, all the time, great when drunk.

"Oh what a fucking smorley you are"

by trishapaytasson October 28, 2019

Smorble

The sexual act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's asshole and vagina, respectively, far enough until both fingers can feel the touch of the other finger.

Once this stage has been completed, one can proceed as they wish, but some popular techniques are to wiggle both fingers or move them in a circle while maintaining contact through the skin.

Bro I smorbled my girlfriend so hard last night she came in 3 seconds.

lmao u actually reading this?

poo

by theoriginalnibba January 25, 2022

Snorple

a couple where both people snore.

we are suuch a snorple

by freedomcat July 9, 2019

Smurple

The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling

Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.

by A. Rothman April 4, 2004

smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 26, 2008

smorklepla

You know the definition, there is no need to tell you. (S-morklike pork but with an ml-pl-U)

I really hate it when people smorklepla.
The smorklepla ate my sandwhich!
I just learned how to squat.

by PEANUT DUDETTIA December 10, 2020