smitherines

For any object to be violently taken apart to a point it could never recognized or be put back together again.

It would be like filling a basket ball with nitroglycerin and setting it off, the micrscopic pieces would be considered blown to smitherines

by Webster ll September 16, 2018

smoothening

When EC2 Spot, Amazon's spare capacity compute at a discount, switched from bidding to max price. Cost-per-hour and instance interruptions both got smoother. Spot users were, and still are, as smooth as possible. Coined by an appreciative (and marginally hilarious) customer.

After The Smoothening, EC2 Spot customers saved even more on their cloud computing without even trying.

by daSteveCo June 10, 2021

a smothering

Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.

"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"

by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017

Smitherines

Smitherines
Lots of very small pieces

I will smash that pot to smitherines

by Neptunesister July 27, 2018

smothering

A sex technique where a male shoves his head in his gf's boobs (....and gets less O2 by this), and hums.

ah..I think I.....umfffmmff.... ohyeah ohyeah!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

smoothener

Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.

"I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition.

by CamMartians January 19, 2016

Smotherine

A marine eating smores.
(Plural;)Smotherines: Marines eating smores

"Hey I think I see some smotherines over there"

by Uhmm Eric! January 12, 2008