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smokeurre de pee-pee

Those crazy French bastards can't just say Cock Smoker, oh no, they have got to make it sound all romantic like velvet arse butter or should i say beurre d'anus. Cunts!
K. Gunda cock smoker example 2
"smokeurre de pee-pee"
by dmoney1 October 7, 2008
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smokerello

to smoke up on some bud
hey man can i get my smokerello on
by cars_money_hos March 12, 2008
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smokeweed

like spaqueef this is also a loud exclamation used by many northern Minnesotans. Obviously used to let the world know you are in the middle of smoking or going to smoke weed. When exclaimed sound almost exactly like spaqueef. This word is most commonly used after taking a big hit and exhaling the smoke as you exclaim "smokeweed".
SMOKEWEED!!!
by chalupaa February 25, 2010
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smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.
Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus
by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014
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Scottish smokescreen

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.
How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen
by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011
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smokefest

friend 1: you missed the smokefest we had at da crib last night

friend 2: damn! I had to work.

friend 1: Too bad we had like 9 L's of haze w/only 3 heads. I was geeked.
by drizzy March 9, 2007
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pedo-smokescreen

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually
"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen
by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017
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