smid 

smid means suck my imaginary dick

"you suck at this game bruh"
"smid"

smid by imsistershook March 31, 2020

SMID 

Acronym for "Shove Mom Into Wall."
Quite silly and pointless. Suggestion: don't use around mom so she won't know what you're talking about.

Hey Annie! OH, I'm sorry, Hi Annie's Mom! Hey Jill? Got something to say to my mom? OH YEAH!! SMID!

(Annie's mom face looks confused and anxious to find out what on Earth Smid means.)

WAAAAAAAAAHHHMMM!!!!! OH YEAA!! SMID, YOU NEVER LET US DOWN!!

SMID by I'm ultra sexy October 18, 2011

Smid 

Someone who is a gimp, or a tramp, or just someone you hate (by Isla And Jessica)

shut it ya smid

Smid by Smid December 21, 2018

Smid 

Suck my imaginary dick

U can smid

Smid by ToxicaestheticThot May 4, 2021

smid 

abbreviation for "smidiot" which means someone who thinks they are intelligent but they are stupid.

stop being such a smid

smid by peter hart August 18, 2025

Smid-varG 

Anything and everything,
Smid-varG is the one true deity.

"Hey, you see that over there?" Jamal said "Yea, that's AWSOME! What's it called?" Jaquan replied "It's him, the holy deity himself, it's... it's... it's Smid-varG!"

Smid-varG by John_Smith68 May 3, 2022

g-smid 

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

g-smid by Aunt Fanny January 10, 2009