Symmesticles

N, a pair of testicles perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.

"My gosh, I've never seen such testicles. They're so balanced and even and....symmetrical. They are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles I've ever laid eyes on."

by Idley C. September 6, 2007

smarticles

smart particles - how smart you are...

i have heaps of smarticles.

by bridgy01 November 14, 2007

smarticles

particles in your body that make you smart; cells that increase your intelligence.

I have more smarticles than you do!

by AllyL April 21, 2010

Smarticles

noun. the weightless, invisible particulates that orbit the heads of intelligent beings. They roam freely in confined spaces where learning occurs. Although they 'can' exists together smarticales have the tendency to dissapate quickly when too many dumbons (dumb ions) are introduced into the environment.

Excellent people like Aaron Walker have the capacity to carry great amounts of both smarticles and dumbons at the same time! Courtney Hudson Rondo and DR. Nadine cannot have both!

I thought Kenneth had smarticles but obviously I was wrong!

by Genius Idiot Savant December 9, 2010

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

swesticles

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

by wanger April 7, 2005

smarticles

The particles in your brain that make you smart

She has lots of smarticles, thats why she knows all the answers.

by mahitable January 24, 2009