stealth bomber

New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.

Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

Stealth Bomber

While your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to shit on her while crawling.Then you quietly leave the room unseen.Thus the name "stealth" for doing it quietly and "bomber" for shitting.

My girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

by lilcloudy24 February 1, 2010

Stealth bomber

What birds like doing best.

Ughh! A bird just dropped a stealth bomber!

by Lulu109 July 2, 2011

stealth bomber

When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.

Alex regularly used the stealth bomber technique, like a theif in the night.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

stealth bomber

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.

"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."

by Andy Felterbush January 11, 2010

stealth bomber

a bomber plane which cant be detected by noraml means ( for example radar and sonar) -- it is stealth-ed

a stealth bomber flew over the city at night and bombed the crap out of it

by chael March 5, 2003