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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information
That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
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startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"
"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."
by angry mafia May 5, 2009
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Sorrenti Smartarse

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.
by John Macquarie-Oxford August 28, 2009
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Smatarted

Of being smart and retarded
Girl hey u being smart but also stupid
Girl is u mean I am being smatarted
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Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.
Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!
by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020
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smacktarted

Facebook status "Smacktarted"
by Susboy Manzi May 14, 2011
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