by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014
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by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 18, 2019
Get the Sloth mug.When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.
by Malastic April 9, 2013
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by The Original Running Sloth March 14, 2008
Get the Running Sloth mug.A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)
Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.
by sepha June 8, 2011
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