slam hog

someone with a humoungos ass

Ryann Rossi is an awesome slam hog.

by Poopy Mcgibbons May 13, 2005

hog slam

Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.

Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?

Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.

Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.

Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.

by Darker April 23, 2010

hog slamming

The act of searching a bar for the fattest, most un-lovable she-beast with intent to seduce.

Jimmy and Doug went to Buster's last night for some hog slamming and Doug bagged a 300 pounder!

by Andy Suter March 18, 2007

Slam hog

1.A fat/old braided hog woman on the back of motorcycle

2. Eating an excess amount of food

1. Damn, look at that slam hog on the back of that motorcycle!

2. I’m about to slam hog this breakfast

by Tater tots December 27, 2023