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Skinning the Sausage 

"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."

skinning the wookie 

To excite the genital area vigorously through manual hard labour
I got caught skinning the wookie after watching my neighbours having sex
skinning the wookie by quagmire69 December 9, 2008

skinning and grinning 

Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.
person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.

skinning up 

the art of rolling a joint using specially designed papers, eg rizlas.
fancy skinning up again?
skinning up by Amy the great October 25, 2004

Skinning your teeth

Why you skinning your teeth, man?
You see somet'ing funny?

skinning the bear 

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
skinning the bear by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013