Skew

Weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc.

Having too much flabby tissue

Really man? Why would you tap that; she is skew.

Damn that bitch got a skew ass.

by Seymore Nips April 1, 2015

Skew

Skew is largely used in McMinnville, Tennessee. A word used for happiness or when something good has happened.

After making it through the mudhole Minnar yelled, "skew!"

by downhomegirl January 30, 2010

Skewed

Suddenly change direction or position.

"The car had skewed across the track"

by Team Blue Fire Phoenix May 18, 2016

Skew

A term used to define gringos(as) with a redneck accent.

You're such a skew!

by thatonebownkid August 31, 2011

skews

"skews" a word used beetween two people when having sexual intercourse

tyrone skews shannon

by biggestbabe May 12, 2009

skews

"Skills" said in Chinglish.

Bitches aint got no skews!

by Super doodie January 6, 2009

Skew

Something used on the penis to make it slippery, wet, and larger. Also used as a preventative of pregnancy.

Condoms are for boys. When you're a man, you use SKEW.

1. Ew dude you use condoms?
2. Yea?
1. They take away all the feeling tho.
2. But what else can I use?
1. SKEW! It makes your dick larger and prevents babies.
Garaunteed!

by VstepN April 5, 2010