twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

Scallops

an incredibly hot and attractive individual and they are naturally a chick magnet

I like to think that I am quite Scallops

by Scallops November 9, 2021

Scallops

an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself

Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?

by Scallops November 9, 2021

Skalloped

(Loosely based off of Scalloped, yes, like the potatoes) To loosely plop a substance or food with mild aggression.

While dishing up dinner, Susan skalloped some scalloped potatoes on to her cheating husband’s plate.

by susanthesoontobeexwife January 3, 2023

Skalloped

(Loosely based off of Scalloped, yes, like the potatoes) To loosely plop a substance or food with mild aggression.

While dishing up dinner, Susan skalloped some scalloped potatoes on to her cheating husband's plate.

by susanthesoontobeexwife January 3, 2023

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022