3 definitions by susanthesoontobeexwife

Syrupboard

(action: syrupboarding) An unknown Canadian torture method similar to waterboarding, however Maple Syrup (or Aunt Jemima) is used in place of the water.

When Susan found her Husband was cheating, she threatened to syrupboard him and his mistress.

by susanthesoontobeexwife January 4, 2023

Skalloped

(Loosely based off of Scalloped, yes, like the potatoes) To loosely plop a substance or food with mild aggression.

While dishing up dinner, Susan skalloped some scalloped potatoes on to her cheating husband’s plate.

by susanthesoontobeexwife January 4, 2023

Skalloped

(Loosely based off of Scalloped, yes, like the potatoes) To loosely plop a substance or food with mild aggression.

While dishing up dinner, Susan skalloped some scalloped potatoes on to her cheating husband's plate.

by susanthesoontobeexwife January 4, 2023