Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

Isolationship

Long- or short-distance relationship between two people kept apart due to shelter-in-place constraints.

Their hot and heavy isolationship was getting weird, the limits of cyber romance coming clear. She lived three blocks away from him, they hadn't been able to see the other for two weeks, each of them trapped in their apartments.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

simulation high

when someone has reached an extremely level of high that causes them to feel like everything around them is a simulation

Hey man, want something to eat?

-ha ha ha i feel like my head is gonna fall off

......
-......
morse code.

ahhh, good old simulation high

- hey man wanna go get some food

by reese davies July 9, 2018

Isolation

Isolation is possibly the most boring thing in existence. It is the act of staying inside your house because you don’t want to catch a global pandemic of sort, most commonly COVID-19. It is recommended that you do isolate, even though while doing so you will probably be making TikToks or FaceTiming your toxic friends.

Have you been making TikToks and eating too much in isolation?

by it'smeyourcousin April 20, 2020

Simulation

The theory or belief that reality is a simulation to a degree that it is indistinguishable from "true reality" and where the inhabitants of the simulation are unaware that they are living in a simulation.

"What if we are living in a simulation, what if none of this is real?"

"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus

by Homeless Chicken September 2, 2017

Singlationship

When u are single and do what ever you want but still get barked on by someone where y'all have mutual feelings but aren't together

We in a singlationship because Even though she not my girl she can't talk to other guys

by Fendii_god April 14, 2017

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007