Singleton

A male or a female who has no active moral, emotional or sexual partner of the opposite gender.

You singletons will never understand the feeling of having a girlfriend! I surely have one! I am not lying..

by AristotleGiovani May 31, 2020

Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.

Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?

by ScottySez April 27, 2020

Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

Amber Singleton

Amber Singleton is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see in your lifetime
She is soo caring and loving and once you have one by your side... NEVER LET THEM GO

They are smart and successful and will live and amazing life so you want to have an Amber in your life

Her soul mate will be called Tyler but she could leave him for a Harry (hehe)

She has an amazing bum and great boobs
She's drop dead gorgeous

Once you love her there's no going back because she's too good to lose

Omg that girl is so pretty and she is good at almost everything.
She must be an Amber singleton

by Tyler Field May 6, 2020

jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022