simpostor

When you're playing 'Among Us' as an imposter and you kill everyone except your crush.

Ben: Bruh Yellow could've easily killed red in cafeteria.
Thomas: Nah he told me before that he's crushing on her.
Ben: LOL what a simpostor.

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN September 23, 2020

simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.

Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"

by ribick December 29, 2018

simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

Simpostor

Someone who fails to cover up that they're not a simp. They try to act manly and alpha-like but end up crumbling in front of a woman. Simpostors usually attempt to hide their secret from everyone. Some may last longer than others. Another definition of Simpostor is when a person simps so much in Among Us that they try to lie-low as much as possible and end up losing the game.

So you ARE a simp, filthy simpostor

by shutmouth November 25, 2020

Simulcast

When one empties their bowels and bladder simultaneously, typically as an ultimate sign of disrespect. Similar to the flaming bag of poo on a doorstep.

“He pissed me off so much, I stared him right in the eye and simulcasted on the sidewalk.”

by LemonStack February 27, 2021

simposter

A common name on among us and also a slang term for a person that eats german vodka. However it could also mean crusty frog toed shrek looking pigeon.

"ugh she/he/they are such a simposter"

by i simp a lot November 13, 2020

simulpiss

Simulpiss (v.) - pronounced sigh-mul-piss, like simulcast; the act of two or more people urinating in a toilet at the same time, often due to social situations involving overpopulation and consumption of adult beverages coupled with inadequate facilities. This act is most often performed by two men or a man and a woman.

-"Damn is this the line for the bathroom? I can barely hold it any longer!"
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."

by FoxyManStud February 9, 2009