Simptard

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

Sillatard

Short for silly retard. Being silly happy and acting stupid at the same time.

Stacy thinks she's dancing sexy on the table top. But, with those moves, and that stupid grin, she's a real sillatard.

by dm7210 December 21, 2008

simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

signatard

Term for person who can't figure out how to turn off the default, often-branded, signature of their email program. Most commonly email applications found on smartphones. Usually something along the lines of: "Sent from my Dingleberry(r) on the Then(c) Network"

example email post from a signatard:

"Hey, guys, i just joined this list, can anyone tell me how to post to it?!!!!!
Sent from my LamePhone(c) on the Douchey Network(r)"

by Chuco the driver January 21, 2011

Smegmatard

A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.

That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.

by MsPunderful December 9, 2019

sigmatren

Super creatine tren protein sarms trt push pull no legs Arnold chest pump no legs

You are so sigmatren

by Bens platt May 2, 2023

Sigmatron

I created the word and i will give a meaning to it: A sigma is someone very cool you could say but a sigmatron is a mix between optimus prime and sigma kinda cool, a sigmatron is even more cooler and proves his power and dominance. A sigmatron is him

Look at Mike hes a Sigmatron
Mike can beat me in sparring match hes a sigmatron

by dasler08 May 22, 2024