Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.

Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.

by J Crisler September 25, 2009

Situification

Just like Personification but instead of person its a situation.

The Situification of devastating would be the situation of the moon colliding with the earth or something equally devastating.

by ShitFace August 31, 2008

Dickification

verb

1. Transforming something into a dick

2. Emphasizing the dick in a word. ex: ContraDICKtory

1. I made this cake into a dick using dickification

2. You should look go look at Urban DICKtionary and find the word dickification

by NøtCyanide April 19, 2023

sissification

the slowly changing image of the American male from a masculine, strong, confident man of the 70's and 80's to a more feminine version today. Likely due to Queer Eye for Straight Guy and Clinique Shaving Cream for men

The fact that Bart goes shopping for skin care products is due to the sissification of our society.

by mark shay March 25, 2004

Mummy Sacrification

To kill an already dead person by wrapping them in toilet paper

My friend was part of a mummy sacrification because he deserved it.

by Roaxxane November 9, 2019

dickification

The act of decorating ones self with phallic symbols and adornments

That bitch went through some dickification and is now ready for her bachelorette party.

by EFFYOUBUDDY May 6, 2011

sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.

Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018