Too use the term short n curlies is expressing a term of verbally grabbing someones junk expressing totally dominance over that person because the opposing person has lost their train of thought or can no longer express their opinions on the current subject being debated
"i have 4 years of law school behind me", the man was shocked, like i had him by the short n curlies
by El Creepy July 31, 2010
when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes
Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!
by Ricksore August 3, 2008
Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?
by TheUrbanGodfather June 4, 2018