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shmurder

A combination of the words shoot and murder. As the roots suggest it means to kill someone by firing a gun at them.
Timmy stole Jenny's beer money so she shmurdered him.
by Theodorio May 16, 2006
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shouldered

To have a shouler up your vagina
When Olivia jumped off of Jonathans shoulders, she got shouldered
by WOOO* July 1, 2008
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Women who wear one shouldered tops

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.
Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.
by Dirtyresearch April 30, 2022
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Slippery Shouldered

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.
When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.
by Supermama October 18, 2008
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Slopey Shouldered

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness
Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.
by RMR@RRC April 26, 2011
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Shouldered

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.
“I’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!”
by Emmeresident April 23, 2024
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Shmernered

Shmernered was created by the Diekmeyer family kids in Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada in 1973 when the were attempting to describe the facial expressions of someone displayed in a cartoon.

A shmernered person lacks facial expression, is in-between emotions and either in disbelief of what’s happening or displaying a somewhat bored, neutral look or hypnotic look.
Shmernered, Ferris Bueller’s teacher looks like he wishes he was anywhere else in the universe as he takes attendance in front of a class of completely uninspired, half-asleep students.
by anonymous November 21, 2024
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