shistafinger

The resultant of using cheap toilet paper that separates and has structural failure when wiping one's ass.

" Damn cheap toilet paper, my fingers poked through and now I've got a bad case of Shistafinger".
stinky finger
shitty finger
code brown hands
Brown finger nail polish

by King Bariteke November 20, 2013

Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.

Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?

by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009

Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

Smittyfingered

While in the act of sexual intercourse either the male or female inserts their finger in their partners anal cavity and finger fucks there partners ass. when they pull out the finger is covered in shit, there for the term smittyfinger

I Smittyfingered her so hard and so repeatedly she couldn't walk for a week..

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

Shitfinger

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

by bardolino December 27, 2008

Shitty Finger Fuck

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.

Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!

by greenanon December 22, 2008