Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.
Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.

Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.
by Prtlndblnd and KyGdon January 16, 2022
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(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.
Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.
by theguyfromtheinternet December 16, 2013
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