hole strolling

to seek out the female sex with the hope to have coitous

me and my bros hit all the bars to do some hole strolling

by fuknguy January 31, 2015

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.

"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"

by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009

Shitballing

The art of inadvertently sending innapropriate, profane emails to a customer of your employer, resulting in much embarassment and futile attempts at recalling said email.

"Uh oh...I've done it again. RECALL!! RECALL!!"

"Have you been shitballing again?"

"You better believe it."

by bozwellox October 7, 2009

Shit Rolling

The act of working a poorly paying job with no hope of advancement, with the expectation that you will be doing something else (specific or ambiguous) in the future. Originated from Australian slang. Possibly coming from either the phrase 'getting shit rolling' spoken sarcastically, or the description of one's own job with the imagery evoked by the literal interpretation of the phrase.

I'm just shit rolling at Walmart until I start grad school in the fall.

I'm working down at Arby's now. It's shit rolling but at least it pays the bills.

by AussieOperative July 18, 2009

Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"

I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.

by @llosaurus September 26, 2012