When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!
by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017
Get the Shitcident mug.A fuckin car that is always breaking down in the middle of the city and you gotta Shit so you go in the back seat in a bag because there is no fuckin Shit House in site and to many people around then after that you have a ShitBag to get rid of what a Fuckin Shit Ride
Car- Shit Ride won't fuckin start feel Shit coming on jump in back seat grab Wal-Mart bag and Shit away use spare Taco Bell napkins....
by Eric Shit Pants February 4, 2009
Get the Shit Ride mug.Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.
I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.
by Goat Gut May 27, 2008
Get the Shitcident mug.a shitcident is basically a shitty incident that happened either a while ago or just a few days ago. it could be something that stresses you out, annoys you, or you just don't want to talk about.
1: hey remember last week when you got ur dick stuck in a toaster
2: dude that was a total shitcident i don't wanna talk about that
1: woah okay ill chill
2: dude that was a total shitcident i don't wanna talk about that
1: woah okay ill chill
by twoodle on YouTube July 28, 2018
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