Shitpoopotamus

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.

That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!

by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018

shitpocolypse

So much shit is going down that it becomes impossible to sustain human life.

Scott complained that Friday's at work are like a shitpocolypse of a magnitude that will be his demise.

by MKZflipper January 31, 2014

shitopolis

a very shity transaction between you and your parents, or friends.

man: hey lets go to the game.

man2: nah, thats shitopolis.

man: youre right!

by sexpoptarts December 17, 2009

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

shitpoo

the most comfortable poo you ever had, a term of endearment

Goddamn, I love you shitpoo.

by Puko April 19, 2008

shitpocolyps

fires of shit will cover the earth while shit rains down fueling the shitfire

we are all gona die in the 2014 shitpocolyps

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013