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Shitism

The practice of substituting words or parshall words in a sentence with 'shit'.

Invented by Jim Lahey, a character in Trailer Park Boys (R.I.P.).
"Lahey that's enough with the shitisms"

Examples of a shitism are:

The winds of shit are upon us!

I can smell a shiticane coming Randy!

You idiots have loaded up a double barrel shit machine gun and it's pointed right at your own heads
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
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Shitism

Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan
I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!
by I love to shit May 26, 2021
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Related Words

Shitisarus

A imaginary creature with the appearance of a T-rex with a poop like head. Usually brown but becomes more yellow during winter.

First used by YouTuber Jeffrier.
He is basically an all-around Shitisarus .

"Yo dude I went hiking yesterday in the mountains. I think I saw a Shitisarus!"
by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021
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shitimat

A beautiful town on the coast of bc, where people flock to and cant seem to get away from. AKA a shit hole Also where the pony pounder and the most beautiful people in the world are from
Dude its a shit hole.. dude its shitimat!
by cornhole27 April 29, 2014
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Shitisfied

The satisfied feeling after taking a really big shit
- dude I just took the biggest shit ever. I feel shitisfied.
by Captain_black May 19, 2014
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shitimidated

To be afraid to venture into a bathroom after someone has befouled it.
I can't go in that bathroom after John used it; I've been shitimidated.
by Walrus O'Love January 31, 2016
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Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism
Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism
by Abaynakar May 31, 2021
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