Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

by bardolino December 27, 2008

shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 11, 2003

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.