shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 3, 2004

shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 11, 2004

shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

shitarse

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

by owmykidney March 28, 2015

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

by Stropko June 3, 2010