shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.

Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"

by charlasha December 29, 2009

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005

Shindookie

Synonymous with crap. Used when you feel like something went wrong. Not a very known word. No one knows the true meaning, so when asked what it is, you walk away, head hung low.

Fredrick: "Guess what Ryan!"

Ryan: "What?"

Fredrick: "Your girl, Maggie Florence was caught making out with Joseph Hemmings, last hour in Mr. Hendrick's class"

Ryan: "WHAT?! That's straight shindookie, yo. How could she--"

Fredrick: "What. On. Earth is 'shindookie', Ryan?"

Ryan: "Uh, how could you NOT know?"

Fredrick: "Call me stupid, but that's the first time I've EVER heard of that."

Ryan: "Stupid."

Fredrick: "Okay, you're so smart, tell me what it means..."

Ryan: "Um..."

Fredrick: "Um?"

Ryan: ::Phone rings:: "Um--Gotta take this, dude!"

Fredrick: "You're such an idiot."
::walks away::

by Goldenchick01753 February 28, 2009

shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

shit cookie

When a white guy, lets say a "vanilla oreo" gets dropped in shit, or "black subculture", but not to the extent that he would be considered a "wigger."

Wow, Mike likes 40's, bitches, blunts, dolla dolla bills, but he doesn't act like an "africannar-americannar", he's such a shit cookie.

by S to the R January 28, 2008

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010