by chester mclovin January 27, 2008
Get the shit shaft mug.When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
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When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
by bench knight May 6, 2015
Get the Shit the Shaft mug.A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows
Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows
Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.
b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!
etc. etc.
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.
b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!
etc. etc.
by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008
Get the shitshitshit mug.noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.
Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated
Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated
Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.
AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.
AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.
by bigdbag May 26, 2007
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Get the Shitshitballs mug.When no grill cheese
me: Im hungry
me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
roomate: bro whats wrong
me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese
roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
roomate: bro whats wrong
me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese
roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021
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