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shit locks

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.
Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!
by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010
mugGet the shit locksmug.

shit lock

1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.
1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!
by Paulio & chris December 23, 2003
mugGet the shit lockmug.

Shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 26, 2018
mugGet the Shit locked downmug.

shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock
shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?
by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020
mugGet the shit lockmug.

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.
by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018
mugGet the I keep my shit on lockmug.

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