shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Call of Duty shit

When you have to take a shit after playing Call of Duty due to the adreneline spike. Similar to a coke shit.

There is nothing better than taking a Call of Duty shit after a long play session.

by Call of Duty Guy September 25, 2021

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

He called the shit poop!

An expressive phrase demonstrating excitement in anothers actions.

If you found a long forgotton bag of marijuana, your friend might yell, "Oh my god, he called the shit poop!"

by Dr. Stubblefield June 13, 2008

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".

"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."

by Imbrotep October 15, 2014

Shitcall

The last call of the day, that usually ends up being a shit show and results in you being kept past your scheduled time off by an hour or more(usually a lot more). Usually always happens on a Friday. Or the last day of your scheduled rotation.

R: Hey buddy, you off yet?
J: Hell no, 10 minutes to 3 I got a shitcall. Not off till 6 now

by McRaab November 22, 2014

Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.

"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"

by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009