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the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..
by mat haggard August 24, 2008
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Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.
by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013
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Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.
Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
by Franchino May 24, 2017
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and shit

makes any statement, no matter how benign, friendly, or seemingly soft sound a bit more tougher.
It is very beautiful outside today, the sun is shinning, and the air feels so gentle on my skin, and shit.
by cliffj February 4, 2014
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A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!
God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!
by zacherzach November 6, 2016
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shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.
"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."
by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005
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