A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
by JustWrong June 29, 2012
Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.
What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey
by That guy over there too November 19, 2010
The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.
by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004
Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.
Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?
Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
by Gurrman September 22, 2006
by KrW September 7, 2005
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010
Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies
I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.
by Bunkups March 11, 2015