shpum

Shit, piss, and cum all mixed together.

I made him drink a cup of my shpum.

by Salival September 29, 2005

Shipurchaceiver

The job title of a person who handles, Shipping, Receiving, and Purchasing.

James at dEm is the worlds greatest shipurchaceiver

by Thedudethatrocks August 27, 2019

Shicumpiss

when you shit, cum & piss at the same time; usually happens in public restrooms.

Person 1: “I wonder where Person 2 went..”
*Person 2 walks in sweaty as hell*
Person 2: I made a shicumpiss

by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN September 16, 2019

shipsmast

When one gets out of a moving vehicle from the window onto the roof and continues to slide down to the hood of the car, and, if daring enough, stands up.

A: Remember Josh?
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.

by schnapple December 25, 2007

Shipman

The one member of a group of lads who all other members of the group have dark considerations of

That Boycey....He's a right fucking Shipman he is...

by smooo February 23, 2011

shipmate

the nautical term for asshole, meant to be demeaning.

What the fuck are you doing shipmate

by EmFA December 24, 2008

shipuke

The act of one vomiting while simutaneously defecating. Generally associated with food poison.

Dude, that bitch was shipuking on your head all night and it was sweet.

I think I need to shipuke in your mouth.

by Rodeo Cowboy August 14, 2009