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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order
by jacksonsucks October 20, 2008
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order
by jacksonsucksmybutt October 20, 2008
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shimkus

Shimkus: a right wing conservative christian whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).
As in, Illinois Representative John Shimkus, is a shimkus.
by MelanieR1212 April 16, 2009
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in there life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order.
by jacktown October 18, 2008
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Shimkus

The sexual act of an old man getting his "pipe" cleaned by a much younger, more attractive and typically blonde female while watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Usually followed by a tweet.

Considered statutory rape in other countries.
1) Hugh Hefner gets a shimkus every Monday to Thursday, but only regular sex when The Daily show and The Colbert Report go on hiatus, which is considerably more sex then either correspondent will have in a lifetime.

2) You're move Stephen.
by Mr. Stephen Colbert November 21, 2011
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Stimpus

Daddy you do know that meme is tots stimpus right?
by FLOP756 June 22, 2016
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Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.
Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020
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