Shigoto

A girlfriend/wife. From the Japanese word "Shigoto" - full time job.

My Shigoto is wearing me out, I think I might need to find another one.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Shiggity Sean

The most handsomest man in the whole entire universe of the world.

A.K.A. Sean McGuire (Tobey Maguire), Joe's brother

*Has bunches and bunches of hair

... I love him, very much a lot.

The most common uses of these sentences happen (mostly to me) while laying in bed at night.

"Oh, that one boy, Shiggity Sean, what a dreamy man. I can't wait to stare at him later... Oh, Shiggity Sean!!!"- Mom walks into bedroom asking if you are okay, you say yes, she leaves, and you keep fantasizing about the almighty Shiggity Sean.

by Shiggity Sean's Boy-Friend September 25, 2019

Bo Shiggity

Meaning "you are a fat pice of crap".

Bo Shiggity, bitch.

by boshiggityguy1830 September 15, 2010

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Shibitical

1) Acting crazy

2) Fun as Hell, Awesome

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

stigity

Characteristic of having an appealing behavior, style , swagger, or charisma. The way one walks, talks, and dresses.

"For some reason she couldn't keep her hands off me last night...I always knew she was feeling my stigity."

by Howard. S January 8, 2009