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bool shift

A classy grandma way of saying bullshit.

*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
CODER 1: I can't get this code to run.
CODER 2: That's because your code is total bool shift.
by Dizzy Mendoza May 25, 2016
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graveyard shift

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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SHIFFERMILLER'D

WHEN SOMETHING BAD OR THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HAPPENS. OR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF BEING AROUND OR HANGING OUT WITH OR WORKING WITH MIKE SHIFFERMILLER.
GOD DAMN IT MIKE OWES ME TWENTY DOLLARS AND SAYS HE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY ME BACK, I GOT SHIFFERMILLER'D!
by SILKYG September 14, 2012
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Marauder Shields

the greatest video game boss to ever exist. unlike majority of in-game bosses who fight the protagonist because of conflicting ideals, Marauder Shields, an indoctrinated turian husk from Mass Effect 3 armed with only an assault rifle opposes the protagonist in hopes of preventing the said protagonist from entering the conduit and experiencing a crappy ending.

His legacy carries on to the campaign to retake the great Bioware franchise, and his name has become synonymous with hope brought upon from sacrifice.
Honor Marauder Shields' sacrifice, retake mass effect 3!

After seeing the krogan, salarians, geth, rachni and the quarians work together to retake Palaven, Garrus Vakarrian's marauder shields helped him to get through the war.

he is a marauder for he stole our hearts
he is shields for he protected us
he lived as a generic enemy character, he died a hero.
RIP Marauder Shields
by CaptainWaffleyWaffleWWaffelton September 29, 2012
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vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)
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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."
by advs89 October 5, 2011
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Virginity Shield

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.
by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014
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Shiela

You are shiela
by Moshieee May 30, 2020
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