AKA school of volleyball, electronics, gaming, texting, yogurt x anything ice-cream, and procrastination.
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*
Your friends:
"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"
~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~
"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"
~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~
by wodnflakn0wipqrcmxo September 10, 2021
Get the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen mug.Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.
Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
by ah isns July 1, 2024
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Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.
Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
by ah isns July 1, 2024
Get the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen mug.International School of Nanshan Shenzhen, also known as "ISNS", if my memories wasn't annexed by important details related to the Summative Assessments. ISNS is infamous for being the greatest psychiatric hospital in Shenzhen, thousands of rich students is incarcerated in a facility that's in possession of the size of a cabin, with limited functions that perfectly describes the school's scarcity in effective architectural designs. To trap the inmates both physically and mentally, the penitentiary adopted a narrow structure which prohibits the prisoners from arbitrarily wandering on the campus; or, if they dare - laying their fingers or buttocks on any recreational facilities that are absolutely not fabricated to entertain nobody; to trap the patients mentally, the school stipulates a schedule with immense assessments and exams, arranged closely to guarantee no students may take refuge in their precious holidays.
The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
Student A: I heard the news about few people gettin' stabbed.
Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.
Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.
Student A: Gee...
Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.
Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.
Student A: Gee...
by チェン____ February 9, 2025
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"Ooowww, Shenshen didn't approve my ER because she loves to send it back!"
"Ooowww, Shenshen didn't approve my ER because she loves to send it back!"
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Named after a city in China, called Shenzhen, known for producing electronics (both good and bad).
Named after a city in China, called Shenzhen, known for producing electronics (both good and bad).
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