shatman

The highly-underrated, sadly misunderstood, less-well-known stand-in for the popular super-hero, Batman. Shatman, dressed in a toilet tissue cape was conspicuous by the plunger hanging from his utility belt, and led his civilian life as an innocuous, janitor with tourettes syndrome, horn rimmed glasses and voyeuristic tendencies named "Floyd Furpkin". The writers for the comic series used weak plots and suggestive themes and the general public was not amused with such episodes as "exploding toilet mayhem" and "exlax world submission" and thus the series was cancelled in it's first season, relegating Shatman sadly to a lifetime of widely acclaimed obscurity.

SHATMANNNN... da-da-da-da-da-da-da... SHATMANNN... da-da-da-da-da-da-da... SHATMANNN!

by Frank Klaune November 30, 2003

Shotomatic

Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.

Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.

by Big Devon February 21, 2010

Shatovar

A giant piece of shit that can clog a toilet

I just took a massive shatovar

by Mr.poffy April 6, 2017

Shatmat

A sexual position in which the girl puts both legs behind her her head and wipes her but in the guys face.

She gave me a shatmat the other night and there is still corn stuck in my teeth.

by SAM07145 November 10, 2008

shalomatids

Jenna’s shalom friends

“Welcome all shalomatids”

by hishalomatid January 30, 2019

Satomasochisticismism

The state in which a person can only think of disturbing instances to provide entertainment or a sensual pleasure in. Very strange defect in very strange people.

Dammit paco, you must have Satomasochisticismism because you laugh at horror movies and look at harlequin babies to make yourself happy.

by Bob Sagggot January 11, 2006

Shatomited

When something is so disgusting/funny/horrible that you both shit and vomit at the same time. (Usually while sitting in your chair or at your computer desk)

Jesus that is so horrible I just shatomited all over myself.

Holy crap, I just laughed so hard I shatomited all over my clothes.

Jesus, I sneezed so hard I just shatomited all over my room.

by Eshin242 June 15, 2011