(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
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Very serious most of the time.
Someone who likes to have people around and likes to be the center of attention. Also very good looking! and sexy!
Also pays particular attention to detail about how one looks and has to stand out in the crowd with fashion sense.
Also shy but caring of others.
Unique, a trend setter, a leader, does not like to follow others, creative, musical, likes to have things in order, neat and tidy and very organized.
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Very serious most of the time.
Someone who likes to have people around and likes to be the center of attention. Also very good looking! and sexy!
Also pays particular attention to detail about how one looks and has to stand out in the crowd with fashion sense.
Also shy but caring of others.
Unique, a trend setter, a leader, does not like to follow others, creative, musical, likes to have things in order, neat and tidy and very organized.
But most of all very good looking and sexilicious!!!!!!!!! ;)
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girl: Eww,look at that girl on track!
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