Shamalamadingdong

This is yet another word used to describe that specific part on the male anatomy, the proper name being "penis" although it is rarely called that as there are endless slang words for it. This slang is usually used to describe this part in a humorous or comical sense. or used when the speaker is to immature to use the proper name. We all know what that's like, just think back to your Elementary School health classes.

GIRL 1: *slams bathroom door and runs out*
"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I just saw your brothers Shamalamadingdong! Does he not know how to lock a freaking door?
GIRL 2:*laughs hysterically*
"I guess not... so was it big?
*laughs hysterically again*
GIRL 1:*rolls eyes*
"You're disgusting... and yes actually it was...he wouldn't happen to have a girlfriend would he?
GIRL 2:"No"
GIRL 1:"Awesome!"
GIRL 2:"... he does happen to be gay though..."

by Maliyah June 13, 2008

shagalagadingdong

A plesurable sexual postion, you have to hang from the celing like a starfish, whilst your partner climbs up you like a ladder and takes a shit on your Face. You then eat that shit! Then you swap and do the same thing again but vice versa, then you endure in the most pleasurable sex of your life! FUCK HER BRAINS OUT BRO!!!

LETS GO FOR A SHAGALAGADINGDONG BABY

by Shagalagadingdong June 19, 2014

shabalabadingdong

your mother, usually unnatractive, makes me use my tears as lubricant :DD

I really wana hit your shabalabadingdong while i kiss your sister

by dushon November 25, 2007

Shamalamadingdong

A horrendous shit that enunciates the word, while shitting.

OMG, I just heard you Shamalamadingdong!

by ItsTracey July 10, 2009

shamalamadingdong

To make a promise to shave someones pubic hair, then back out of that promise at the last possible moment

"I wanted a clean shave to get ready for my bachelor party, but my friend Brian pulled a total shamalamadingdong on me. Now how am i supposed to get my entire grundel silky smooth?

by BugLabNick August 6, 2011

shamalamadingdongdelicious

when you get your dick sucked while watching M. night shamamalama while eating food.

"Last night was shamalamadingdongdelicious. Kim and I were at my house and we were watching The Village when my mom walked in and offered us some fruit. Then it began..."

by moby merlin July 29, 2009

Shamalamadingdong

Used while shaking someone’s hand translates to “The last thing I touched was my dingdong”

-While shaking hands-
You: Shamalamadingdong
Them: what’s that mean?
You: The last thing I touched was my dingdong.
You: -gets on the floor and butt scoots away-

by ~Doggo~ November 25, 2017