Santasexual Share definition Flag Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve. Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern. Santasexual by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Santasexual mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch