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Magic Conch (Sex Position) 

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".
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The Kentucky Plug (sex position) 

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.
"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

Motorcycle Sex Position

A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.
Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c

69 sex possition 

you turn your girl upside down and let her choke on your fat cock while you eat her wet pussy out.
Hey babe want to 69 sex possition
69 sex possition by STIFF NOGER March 13, 2019

WWF Champions Sex Position

when your in the 69 position and while a girl is sucking your dick you pick her up from the bed and piledrive her to the ground.
i fucking gave that bitch the WWF Champion Sex Position last night. She had no fucking clue what hit her.

urban dictionary sex position 

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary
“We should try out the charmander

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

Double Helix (sex position) 

A sex position derived from the infamous Eiffel Tower, in which two males and two females engage in sexual intercourse. It is identical to the original Eiffel Tower, except that the second girl is face down with her legs resting on the shoulders of one guy and her arms supporting her on the back of the other girl. This girl has her pussy eaten out while she makes out with the other guy. And the girl below her, blows one guy while she is fucked by the other.
"Hey Spencer! Do you want to double helix (sex position) Gabrielle and Grace tonight?"

"Definitely, Kyle. I'll make out with grace and fuck Gabrielle. You eat out grace and get blown by Gabrielle!"

"It's gonna be fucking legendary!"

"Hell yah!"