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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
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outer sex 

its when a guy sticks his dick between a chicks puss but doesn't stick it in the "hole" *lol* but it is true. and it makes it like almost imposible to get pregnant
outer sex by Anonymous August 20, 2003
working out by having ferociously hardcore butthole sex
Me and (insert name) fucked so hard last night we had a sexout
sexout by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021