Similar to break up sex.
by Amirod December 11, 2010
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Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too
by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018
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A disease which encompassing specific Homo sapiens, with the addressing of Cory Severance, with the insatiable urge to constantly be in a state of consumption. Or to be in competition with localized planetary systems for gravitational dominance.
Oh man, that Cory Severance sure is a fat piece of shit
Who would have guessed he would have turned out ti be such a Cory Severance? Constantly eating everything
Who would have guessed he would have turned out ti be such a Cory Severance? Constantly eating everything
by ;;laksdjf;lkasdjf December 11, 2016
Get the cory severance mug.A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.
I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.
by tiffany jana September 17, 2021
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Aka the chapter 71 incident
Aka the supernatural's thanos snap
Aka your fav bathroom-ghost turning into doritos
Aka the chapter 71 incident
Aka the supernatural's thanos snap
Aka your fav bathroom-ghost turning into doritos
We don't talk about the Severance here...
by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022
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She's such a Severine: she's just come back from Canada, but is already planning to go and work in Russia.
by moranguinhappy February 7, 2010
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