serve the servants

1) serve the servants : is a song by the great Grunge (Punk) group Nirvana, written by one of the greatest artists (composer - songwriter - guitarist - singer) , thinker and intellectual who ever lived, Kurt Cobain
=> the servants in the song might refer to the media, his divoced parents, his girlfriend (wife), producers & labels, might be even fans & fame but more likely refer to the SOCIETY which is the combination of all those things gathered...
2) serve the servants : (in general) a way of saying "just give 'em what they want and then..." or also "just play their game 'till..." but with putting oneself in a superieur position of the wiser and the better as "a master that must be servant" or just simply being responsible, modest and wise.

1)
- Yes i heard early this morning, so...what's the next thing to do ?
- Like any responsible accountant would do, i must serve the servants

2)
- !!! With all due respect sir, the manifestations is spreading all over the town and the media is eating our faces off !!! what must i tell them ?
- Just serve the servants but be careful, don't say anything stupid 'till we think about a solution

3)
- Ohhh crap !!! man what do we do now ?
- Just serve the servants, keep 'em busy and don't look at me (we need time) 'till i pick up my phone

4)
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Serve the servants - Oh no

by Sharker-than-you June 2, 2011

Pewdiepie vs T-series

Basically World War III. The most influential war ever recorded in history.

You have to take a side. You either take Pewdiepie's side or an Indian music company called T-Series.

The war is still on and there have been many close calls where T-Series had almost took the #1 spot on Youtube. The following list are some general facts about this war.

𝙋𝙚𝙬𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙚

Supreme Commander:

Felix Kjellberg

Supreme Commander's Fiance:

Marzia

General of the 9-Year-Old Army:

MrBeast

Allied Generals:

Logan Paul
Ninja
Tfue
Markiplier
Jacksepticeye
Keemstar (DramaAlert)

Spymasters

HackerGiraffe
Jaiden Animations

Additional Defenders:

Brad 1
Brad 2
Brad 3
CaptainSparklez
GamingWithJen
Gloria Borger
Jablinksi Games
Jesus Christ
JIF
Justin Roberts
Keemstar
L-Series
Marques Brownlee
Miniminter
Nathorix
Oopsie Doopsie
PinkSheep
PopularMMOS
Pokimane
Skeppy
TheOdd1sOut
Johnny Dee
Party In Backyard
Tekashi 6ix9ine

Supreme and Divine Commanders:

Donald Trump
Kim Jong-Un
Ben Shapiro
Dr. Phil
Elon Musk

𝙏-𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨

CEO:

Bhushan Kumar

The Realm itself:

YouTube

High-Ranking Generals:

Gulshan Kumar
Krishan Kumar
Neeraj Kalyan

Allied Generals:

Dianna Lora
Dillon The Hacker
Susan Wojcicki
Dev Negi
Guru Randhawa
Ikka Singh
Monali Thakur
Neha Kakkar

Diplomats:

The EUROPEAN
SET INDIA
Sony Music India
ZeeTV
ROBLOX

Additional Defenders:

Asif Bantaye
Asim Mahesar
Backhod Babi ji
CarryMinati
Decimus Valor
Taukeer Editz
Techy Mohit

*T-Series gains a lot of subscribers, almost close to Pewdiepie*
MrBeast: We bought billboards and advertised Pewdiepie.
*Pewdiepie starts gaining a ton of subscribers but T-Series is also getting a lot*
Justin Roberts: I bought a $1 Million ad in Times Square.
*Both getting closer*
TheHackerGiraffe: Let's hack more than 50,000 printers to advertise Pewdiepie.
*T-Series catching up*
Pewdiepie: Playing Fortnite to stop T-Series.
*T-Series and Pewdiepie slowly gaining more subs*
MrBeast: We advertised Pewdiepie on the Superbowl.
*T-Series catching up again*
Pewdiepie: Playing Roblox to stop T-Series.

Everyone: Pewdiepie vs T-series is the biggest war to have happened.

by bamboomaster February 11, 2019

Meat Service

Delivery of meat, can come in many forms. Prepared in a variety of ways.

Girl 1: Is the meat service going to blow my back out, or will I take it like a champ?

Guy 1: It will not blow your back out but it will make you feel like you are in heaven.

by johnnytsunami123 September 15, 2020

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

Serve tea for dalao

Dalao (大佬), widely used in the Chinese online community (especially tech and gaming), means a person of great power, ability and/or wealth. It is generally used as a term of admiration.

In Chinese and many Asian cultures, it's considered a way to show one's respect by serving tea for them.

This phrase was initially found in a Chinese hack-and-slash-waifu-mobile game Honkai Impact 3rd as an in-game achievement name.

-James just wiped out 10 enemies with a single blow!
-Serve tea for dalao!

by God of ACGN October 26, 2018

the Harry Potter series

Better than Twilight.

Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.

Person 2: It's time for the rapture.

by patronus July 17, 2011

Tangled The Series

Literally the best TV show in the fucking world. It's got everything you could ever want. It's got memorable and beltable for years songs that will get stuck in your head no matter what, an amazing storyline that mixes the main plot with other side quests too that just make the whole thing flow amazingly, amazing new and pre-existing characters with great development, arcs and motivations and plenty of surprises that this show packs in effortlessly. The show has a very different style of animation that still works completely. Whenever you hear the name of the show you just can't help but get nostalgic. It's so sad that it's over we all need to pay tribute to this amazing, life-changing show that brought joy to so many. Rest in peace, Tangled The Series. Rest in peace.

(otherwise known as Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure)

"Have you ever seen Tangled The Series?"
"Actually I haven't."
"Oh, you should really go see it, it's amazing!"
"Alright, alright."
One week later
"OH MY GODS THAT WAS AMAZING"
"I told you so"

by Bowman of the Tree May 27, 2020